"Go out and get a boyfriend," my parents say.

WOW THANK YOU GREAT ADVICE I’LL JUST PICK ONE OFF THE NEXT BOYFRIEND TREE I COME ACROSS WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?????????

"Close enough."    

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graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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makingfunofthestarks:

Girls don’t want boys.

Girls want a release date for The Winds of Winter.  

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curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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best-of-memes:

Love foxes

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